Bunch Of Bankers

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stevenstirk
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Bunch Of Bankers

Postby stevenstirk » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:07 pm

'The Worlds local bank' is now living abroad
Says the critic they call 'Mutton Jeff'
Bankers poor bonuses tripled and soared
And 'The listening bank' has gone deaf

'Fluent in finance' the bankers profess
And if we are having it rough
There's always a banker, to cause us distress
'Because Life's complicated enough'

They're 'giving you extra' whilst making a mess
And watching their huge profits grow
The bank that just loves you and 'likes to say yes'
Now hates you and simply says NO!

And lately the trend has become nation wide
They court you with sympathy ploys
It's lovely to know that they're now 'on your side'
And we're simply just one of the boys

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Tom Balch
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Re: Bunch Of Bankers

Postby Tom Balch » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:30 pm

Nearly a perfect title for this one, Steven. I can loan you a "W" should you need one and I don´t mean Wunch! Great write my friend.

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Stella
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Re: Bunch Of Bankers

Postby Stella » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:41 am

Oh what a fittting tribute to bankers...lol

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Cindy
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Re: Bunch Of Bankers

Postby Cindy » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:03 pm

Love this. As Stella says, very fitting.

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Prashant Shaurya
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Re: Bunch Of Bankers

Postby Prashant Shaurya » Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:54 pm

Oh! I'm a banker! Its nice to know your feelings..LOL


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